thefunniestpost:

azaluxe:

molebucks:

ah

congratulations

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trust:

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im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated

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oh my god

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people are so nICE ABOUT THIS

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things have taken a dramatic turn

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dammit my cover is blown

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PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS

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IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

(Source: trust, via tealbagonias)

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

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n0hardfeelings:

I was successful that day

Got this for my birthday because I have the greatest girlfriend ever.

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sof-in-the-tardis:

cityofheavenlydevices:

I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

This explains Hermione.

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Found some great WiFi names.

sixpenceee:

I met this guy when I work for the astrophysics department at the American Museum of Natural History in high school.

He is just as awesome in real life. 

More of his tweets

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nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

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moreanimalia:

runeybadger:

chikittyxo:

submariet:

The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:

It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres

it doesn’t even walk

it GALUMPHS

there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing

precious moss potato

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kxngvxgitx:

dauntlessbxtch:

omgitsnils:

 as-seenon-tv:

This is better then my whole blog

im done

waaait hahaha we weren’t ready

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ethiopienne:

perfection

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